PMS strikes again
Mike: Yo, so do you maybe wanna get up and do some shit today?
Me: Yo, do you wanna fucking kick rocks then kill yourself! I’m fucking looking for a job all day and hanging out with your dog and shit. And I’ve even unpacked YOUR clothes, ass! For real, fuck you for saying that. Lets just write this up as you having lost your mother loving mind. ASS-HOLE!
Mike: Love you
Me: Whatever dick
2 minutes later…
Me: Love you too, bear. Hey, can we get some soul food tonight?I’m on my period and my ovaries want pork chops and collards.
LULZ so accurate.
reason #118,295 why i don’t get women. damn the emotional roller coaster.
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